Woman Vomits, Pees & Poops In Cinema While Watching Fifty Shades Of Grey

Am sure you’ve heard stories of people masturbating in the cinema while watching the movie and some days ago, a ladies pants was seen discarded at one of the cinemas.

Well the newest gist is about a woman in UK, who did the unthinkable while seeing the movie at a cinema.

Via Mirror UK

A lady at a packed showing of 50 Shades of Grey in Milton Keynes caused the entire audience to be evacuated after losing control of her bodily fluids.

The Cineworld showing had barely got underway when the women, believed to be under the influence of alcohol, started vomiting – much to the horror of those seated near her, reports the Milton Keynes Citizen.

But then things got even worse when she lost control of all her bodily fluids.

“We all expected to see Christian Grey gag 
Anastasia as part of the plot,” a disgruntled cinema-goer told the Citizen.

“We certainly didn’t 
expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench.

“She lost control of 
everything, including all bodily 
fluids. The whole cinema stank.”

The Milton Keynes paper even reports that paramedics were called in to assist the woman.

“I’m not sure of her age but she so drunk she couldn’t move. She practically had to be 
carried out. And the mess she left behind was just 
disgusting,” said a source.

“There was no way they could clean it up there and then – it would be a specialist job, so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave.

“It was so disappointing. We’d really been looking forward to seeing it after reading the books.”