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Funny Piece – ”10 TYPES OF HUSBANDS”

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Found this interesting piece on my friend’s facebook wall and i’ve been laughing at some descriptions.

Funny Piece - ''10 TYPES OF HUSBANDS'' 3

1: BACHELOR HUSBAND:
Does things on his own without consulting wife. Hangs out a lot with friends more than wife. Not serious about marriage life.

2: ACIDIC HUSBAND:
Is always boiling like acid and always angry, violent, moody, dominating and very dangerous.

3: SLAVE HUSBAND:
Want to be treated like King and treat Wife like a Slave. Likes wife to perform old traditional respect and hates being called by their first name.

4: GENERAL HUSBAND:
Husband for every woman. loves and cares for girlfriends more than his wife. Likes giving money to girlfriends and have more female friends.

5: DRY HUSBAND:
Very moody and stingy and don’t consider wife’s emotions and the relationship enjoyable. Have no sense of humour.

6: PANADOL HUSBAND:
Uses wife as problem solver, only loves wife when needing something from her. Is clever and knows wife’s weaknesses and capitalize on that and gets relief from wife.

7: PARASITE HUSBAND:
Lazy and only loves wife for the sake of money. Use wife’s money on girlfriends. Not initiative and does not help wife with house responsibilities.

8: BABY HUSBAND:
Irresponsible, childish and can’t make decisions on his own without asking his Mother or relatives; compares Wife to relatives and runs to them always if something goes wrong.

9: VISITING HUSBAND:
Not always at home come as a visitor Provides family all material things but have no time for them.

10: CARING HUSBAND:
Caring and loving. Provides material and emotional needs and makes out time for family. Guides home spiritually. Very responsible and treats wife as partner and helper.

Ladies, what kind of husband are you having or would want to Have? 
Guys, what kind of husband are you or would you want to Be? 

6 Comments

6 Comments

  1. lara croft

    February 2, 2014 at 1:46 am

    Very hilarious….would love to have.#10 .in Jesus name

    • Anonymous

      February 3, 2014 at 11:40 am

      Amen!

  2. MFON ABIA

    February 2, 2014 at 4:37 am

    God bless the writer of these words. Every single lady needs to shine her eyes well before deciding who to marry. As for the men, a lot of them need to change.

  3. MFON ABIA

    February 2, 2014 at 4:39 am

    No 11: Fineboy Husband: This is the type that feels he is so fine and must be worshipped. He takes care of only himself and buys things for himself only.

  4. Mrs. Ima Andy Darlington

    February 2, 2014 at 12:34 pm

    Nice work kanyi, really got me laughing. I have a number 10 though his head swells whenever I praise or appreciate him but in all he's such a caring and loving husband.

  5. Kanyi Okeke

    March 21, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    Lol

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