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Nigerian Man Who Wants To Join Illuminati To Get Rich, Gets Epic Reply From Church Of Satan

A Nigerian man simply identified as Olamilekan has gotten an epic answer from the church of Satan while trying to satisfy his curiosity about joining Illuminati.

Olamilekan took to his Twitter page and reached out to the church of Satan over how to become a member of the Illuminati sect, adding he intends to get rich. He wrote:

“@ChurchofSatan How do I join the Illuminati?? I wanna get rich!”

In reaction, the church of Satan advised him that ‘Illuminati’ basically means ‘enlightened’ and as such the user needs to read books and educate himself.

“Illuminati basically means “enlightened” so read a book, educate yourself and poof! You are now enlightened. As a bonus, educating yourself is also a good step towards getting a job which can lead to getting rich. Good luck!” ChurchofSatan replied.

Tobias Sylvester

Tobias Sylvester is the news editor for Kanyi Daily News and is based in Lagos. Contact Tobias at editor@kanyidaily.com. Got a confidential tip? Submit it here

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