Kanyi Daily NewsKanyi Daily NewsKanyi Daily News
  • Home
  • News
    • Politics
    • Crime
    • Sports
    • Nigerian News
    • Photospeaks
      • Instagrammers
      • Twitteratti
    • Videos
  • Entertainment
    • Celebrities
    • Interviews
    • Events
    • Magazine Covers
    • Reality TV
    • Spotlight
  • Kanyi TV
  • Lifestyle
    • Fashion
      • Fashion For Women
      • Fashion For Men
      • Who Wore It Better
      • Fashion We Like
      • Love Or Hate It
      • Style By
      • Style Star
    • Travel
    • Tech & Gadgets
    • Beauty
      • Makeup
      • Beauty Tips
      • Nails
    • Tips Tuesday / Life Hacks
  • Business
  • Career
    • Girl Boss
    • Man Inspiration
    • Wonder Woman Wednesday
    • Man On A Mission Monday
    • Career Tips
    • Business
    • Money & Finance Tips
    • Jobs
  • MORE
    • Health
    • Education
    • Humanity
    • Relationship
    • Couples In Love
    • Dating
Reading: How To Spot Fake Abuja Big Boys
Font ResizerAa
Font ResizerAa
Kanyi Daily NewsKanyi Daily News
  • Home
  • News
  • Celebs
  • Business
  • Crime
Search
  • Home
  • News
    • Politics
    • Crime
    • Sports
    • Nigerian News
    • Photospeaks
    • Videos
  • Entertainment
    • Celebrities
    • Interviews
    • Events
    • Magazine Covers
    • Reality TV
    • Spotlight
  • Kanyi TV
  • Lifestyle
    • Fashion
    • Travel
    • Tech & Gadgets
    • Beauty
    • Tips Tuesday / Life Hacks
  • Business
  • Career
    • Girl Boss
    • Man Inspiration
    • Wonder Woman Wednesday
    • Man On A Mission Monday
    • Career Tips
    • Business
    • Money & Finance Tips
    • Jobs
  • MORE
    • Health
    • Education
    • Humanity
    • Relationship
    • Couples In Love
    • Dating
Follow US
© 2025 Kanyi Media.
PHOTOSPEAKS

How To Spot Fake Abuja Big Boys

Kanyi Okeke
By Kanyi Okeke
Published: September 1, 2014
SHARE
Model: Willie Obesota
Last week, I wrote an article on how to spot fake Abuja big girls/babes, FABBs. Chinenye Ugonna has written the sequel ”How to spot a fake Abuja big boys, FABBs too” – they are all FABBs.
These guys are always well-dressed with flashy cars. Some of them are even from rich homes. You see them looking like a bag of money, meanwhile nothing in their bank accounts.
There is nothing wrong with looking good and not having money to back it up. There is only something wrong when you are doing it for packaging.
1. Always with the fake accent: Apparently, this is not exclusive to the babes. The male FABBs use all the accents in the world; British, American and Nigerian accent all muddled up in one. If they are talking to a babe who probably lived in the UK with a British accent, their accent automatically changes just to impress. Please, embrace your Nigerian accent, whether it is an Igbo, Yoruba or Hausa accent, be proud of it. You don’t see an American man trying to talk like a Nigerian.

2. He only dates working girls: This is a highly defining character of the male FABB. They do not date jobless babes. If you don’t have a J -O -B, then it’s onto the next one. They do not want to be bothered about taking care of a babe who’s probably still in school or sharing CV about. That is not in their dictionary of potential girlfriends.
3. He drives the flashiest of flashy cars: Warning: Don’t be deceived, the car belongs to their father or uncle.
4. He always has a political connection: A typical Abuja boy is always related to some politician or influential person. The politicians are always their uncle but hardly ever their father. Sometimes, it could even be a politician they have met once- he becomes their uncle.
5. He is a mummy’s boy: Most of the rich male FABBs live off the wealth of their family who still pay for everything they own. If you know a guy who lives in a very expensive duplex in Maitama but does not have a regular job, check that guy! They probably even get monthly allowance from their parents every month as grown men. Hey, not judging, you do you.
6. He immediately introduces you to his family/friends: Imagine you meet this nice looking guy in Abuja, and before you know it, he has introduced you to his family and friends. In your mind, you are thinking that you are an iyawo (wife in the Yoruba language), not knowing you are girlfriend no. 9.
7. He spontaneously proposes to you after a short period of dating: They tell you that you are a wife material or even propose marriage so they can be living off their new working class babe. You would cook, clean and before you know it, you have turned to their provider. Their food, shelter, and clothing would be taken care of by the working class babe. They start with “Please, borrow me N10, 000, I would pay you back.” Next time, it’s N20, 000 and then it keeps increasing. Of course, the babe will never get her money back. If you are guilty of this, it’s not good o! It should be a joint effort.
8. He only remembers his babe on Thursdays: This is the time to remember all the hook-ups they have forgotten from Monday to Wednesday. They need to get a babe to turn up with during the weekend. If Halima doesn’t respond, Salewa will. After all there are many fishes in the sea.
9. He doesn’t have a proper job: This is not referring to the guys who genuinely work/hustle for their money from Monday to Friday to make ends meet. Thumbs up! This is for the guys who claim they work during the week but people still cannot point a finger on what they do. On Friday, they would be the first to update their status with: “Turn up weekend, TGIF”.
10. He’s always the first to pop bottles in the club: They are always the first to order bottles just to impress. When it’s time to pay, they would remember they have to go to the bathroom. It’s not by force to pop champagne. After popping and being forced to pay, they come home to eat noodles. Bear in mind that the money would have bought you a nice plate of jollof rice and a big fat chicken.
So, there you have the Fake Abuja Big Boy, FABB away.
READ ALSO: How To Spot A Fake Abuja BIG GIRL
RELATED: A Premium Times Reporter Went Undercover Inside Nigeria’s Ruthless Human Trafficking Mafia, Read Her Scary Story 
READ ALSO: Nigerian suggar mummies….What Is Facebook Turning Into?

Read Also:👇🏾

  1. PHOTO: Drake Is The Proudest Girlfriend
  2. LAUGH OUT LOUD
  3. Lupita Nyong’o shares breathtaking bikini photos
  4. PHOTO OF THE DAY: Please Check Out This Church Banner

TAGGED:abuja big boysabuja wealthy boysabuja wealthy menabuja wealthy single menchinenye ugonnafake abuja big boysfunnylifestylePHOTOSPEAKS
ByKanyi Okeke
Follow:
Kanyi is the Founder & Editor-in-Chief of KanyiDaily.com.When she's not serving DAILY delicious scoops on Entertainment and news, you can find her reading a book by the beach.Keep up with Kanyi on Instagram and Twitter or through her email [email protected]
Previous Article Tiwa Savage Rocks Laquan Smith Dress To NEA Awards 1 Tiwa Savage Rocks Laquan Smith Dress To NEA Awards
Next Article TB Joshua Say's Barack Obama Will Fall Sick Soon And He Should Not Undergo Any Surgery 2 TB Joshua Say’s Barack Obama Will Fall Sick Soon And He Should Not Undergo Any Surgery
Leave a Comment

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Follow US

FacebookLike
XFollow
InstagramFollow
YoutubeSubscribe
TiktokFollow
WhatsAppFollow

Latest Post

Pat Utomi Unveils Cabinet Members Of His Shadow Government, Defends ADC Coalition
Pat Utomi Unveils Cabinet Members Of His Shadow Government, Back ADC Coalition
Supreme Court Affirms Monday Ekpebholo As Edo Governor
Supreme Court Affirms Monday Ekpebholo As Edo Governor
EFCC Arraigns Man For Pretending To Be Mia Khalifa To Commit Internet Fraud
EFCC Arraigns Man For Pretending To Be Mia Khalifa To Commit Internet Fraud
FG Secures $747 Million Loan For Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway Project
FG Secures $747 Million Loan For Lagos-Calabar Coastal Highway Project
"You Speak English So Well" - Trump Praises Liberian President, Joseph Boakai [Video]
“You Speak English So Well” – Trump Praises Liberian President, Joseph Boakai [Video]
Carlo Ancelotti Sentenced To One Year In Person For Tax Fraud In Spain
Carlo Ancelotti Sentenced To One Year In Person For Tax Fraud In Spain
Nvidia Beats Apple And Microsoft To Become World’s First $4 Trillion Company
Nvidia Beats Apple And Microsoft To Become World’s First $4 Trillion Company
Abdullahi Ganduje Inaugurated As FAAN Board Chairman
Abdullahi Ganduje Inaugurated As FAAN Board Chairman
Gunmen Abduct Passengers On Enugu-Port Harcourt Expressway
Gunmen Abduct Passengers On Enugu-Port Harcourt Expressway
Davido Offers To Build Shop For Female Fan After Threatening To Unfollow Her
Davido Offers To Build Shop For Female Fan After Threatening To Unfollow Her
- Advertisement -
Ad imageAd image

Follow Our News Page On Facebook

Follow our entertainment Page on Facebook

More Photos From Stephen Keshi's Burial 4
PHOTOSPEAKS

More Photos From Stephen Keshi’s Burial

Photo Of The Day….Actress Genevieve Nnaji And Her Mum. 6
PHOTOSPEAKS

Photo Of The Day….Actress Genevieve Nnaji And Her Mum.

Dancer Murders His Boyfriend and Posts About It on Facebook: 'I Give Life and Can Take it Away' 8
PHOTOSPEAKS

Dancer Murders His Boyfriend and Posts About It on Facebook: ‘I Give Life and Can Take it Away’

PHOTO: Man pours pot of boiling stew and lighted stove on girlfriend 10
PHOTOSPEAKS

PHOTO: Man pours pot of boiling stew and lighted stove on girlfriend

Jealous woman sets co-wife ablaze in Ebonyi State Nigeria. 12
PHOTOSPEAKS

Jealous woman sets co-wife ablaze in Ebonyi State Nigeria.

PHOTOSPEAKS

Nicky Minaj Dolls Out Soon.

Photo Of Funke Akindele As A Child 14
PHOTOSPEAKS

Photo Of Funke Akindele As A Child

Khloe Kardashian Reveals Her Battle With Infertility As Her Sis Kourtney Considers Being A Surrogate For Her 16
PHOTOSPEAKS

Khloe Kardashian Reveals Her Battle With Infertility As Her Sis Kourtney Considers Being A Surrogate For Her

PHOTOSPEAKS

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt Engaged!

Ray J Claims Chris Brown is being falsely accused by Former Beauty Queen 18
PHOTOSPEAKS

Ray J Claims Chris Brown is being falsely accused by Former Beauty Queen

Why Nnamdi Kanu’s Biafra project must be stopped - Joe Igbokwe 20
PHOTOSPEAKS

Why Nnamdi Kanu’s Biafra project must be stopped – Joe Igbokwe

UPDATE: V-Channel Responds To Mercy Aigbe's Scandal 22
PHOTOSPEAKS

UPDATE: V-Channel Responds To Mercy Aigbe’s Scandal

Kanyi Daily News: Your instant connection to breaking stories and live updates. Stay informed with our real-time coverage across politics, tech, entertainment, and more.

Got a hot news tip or found something interesting you’d like us to feature? Hit us up with the details.

  • About KanyiDaily.com
  • Advertise
  • Claims of Infringement
  • Conditions Of Use
  • Contact Us
  • Media Inquiries
  • SUBMIT YOUR STORIES!
  • Tech Issues
  • Write For Kanyi Daily
  • Advertising Policy
  • Comment Policy
  • Editorial Policy
  • Privacy Policy
  • FAQ – Frequently Asked Question
Follow US
Kanyi Media 2025.
Welcome Back!

Sign in to your account

Username or Email Address
Password

Lost your password?