PHOTOSPEAKS
For Laughs But Very Serious ooooo, Ladies Take Note!!!
Frm the BACHERLOR’S CLUB world wide:
We Might not be sure of the ones to take home to our mother’s but we KNOW the one’s dat are under-qualified for marriage. These are :
1,The OVERKILLS; these one is all over town in too much make-up and skimpy clothes. she dey every red carpet event and the clubs feel empty without her on friday nights.
2,the RUNZ GAL; her annual salary is N2.5M but she lives in a well furnished apartment in maitama or lekki and drives a high profile tear rubber vehicle. we go just chop ur money then vamoose!
3,the SPIRO; this one don taaaay for house she don dey enter voice mail so decide to dey use church as cover up…dat fasting & prayer no be d issue,where u dey wen ur mates dey marry?
4,the SPOILT BRAT; her papa hold small change so she no fit do house work. we know dem! High maintenance,no productivity fit get gifts on ur wedding day but after dat her papa go free you and your LIABILITY!
5,the DAMAGED GOODS; dem don break this one heart taya,so if you talk about love she go just provoke!
6,the NO SEX TILL AFTER MARRIAGE;
U dey make sense but how come your friends wey dey soji since dem don marry b4 you?
Guys dey like test engine b4 dem buy moto oh….give am small once in a while to whet him appetite then hoard the thing (wink)
7,the STALKER;
“Sweetie,where are you?” “Who are you with and what are you doing?” “you are always hanging out with the boys”…abeg find super glue seal your mouth or you go stay 4 house sour…
8,the SEND ME RECHARGE CARD and my BIS will soon expire!
Give yourself brain, allow the guy use him church mind…we don’t respect moochers and panhandlers…ok!
9.the FAKE 2 D BONE;
Fake hair,fake eye lashes,fake nails,padded bra,6 inch heels,5 layers of make up??? Weeeetin? Wia the original you come dey naw?
10,the I CAN’T TAKE SHIT FROM A MAN;
Na your own bad pass,when time reach you go beg 4 the shit, shebi u don dey near menopause? Dey dia, ur papa go soon begin charge you house rent.:
!["My Father’s Wealth Was Big Challenge To Me When I Started Music” – Davido [Video]](https://media.kanyidaily.com/2024/04/27094756/Davido-2-400x240.jpeg "\"My Father’s Wealth Was Big Challenge To Me When I Started Music” – Davido [Video] 3")
Why Supreme Court Ordered P-Square To Pay Promoter N25 Million
“My House Is Filled Up Already” – Apostle Chibuzor Rejects Boy Dumped At His Residence
!["My Father’s Wealth Was Big Challenge To Me When I Started Music” – Davido [Video]](https://media.kanyidaily.com/2024/04/27094756/Davido-2-80x80.jpeg "\"My Father’s Wealth Was Big Challenge To Me When I Started Music” – Davido [Video] 15")
“My Father’s Wealth Was Big Challenge To Me When I Started Music” – Davido [Video]
Why Tinubu Appointed Jim Ovia As Chairman Of Nigerian Education Loan Fund
Veteran Actor, Ganiyu Oyeyemi ‘Ogunjimi’ Is Dead
Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Order For DNA Test On Wunmi’s Gate
Former Lawmaker And Journalist, Sidi Ali Is Dead
Why We Agreed On N615,000 As New Minimum Wage For Workers – TUC, NLC
“Sanwo-Olu Did Not Announce N70k Minimum Wage Increase” – Lagos Commissioner
“My Hatred For Mohbad Keeps Increasing Even After His Death” – Naira Marley’s Associate
“I Need A Wife, She Must Be Tall, Dark Skinned, Between Age Of 18 To 23” – Speed Darlington
EFCC Asks Abuja School To Refund $845,000 Yahaya Bello Paid For Son’s School Fees
Nigerian Actress, Doris Simeon Reveals Why She Relocated To America
President Tinubu Mourns Death Of Former Enugu Senator, Ayogu Eze
NPAN Condoles With Former Newswatch CEO, Ray Ekpu Over His Wife’s Death
“My 4-Year-Old Daughter Is Twerking At Me” – Korra Obidi’S Ex-Husband, Justin Dean
!["Hunger Is The Only Thing That Will Make A Beautiful Lady Marry Portable” – Isaac Fayose [Video ]](https://media.kanyidaily.com/2024/04/25165112/Portable-Issac-Fayose-3.jpeg "\"Hunger Is The Only Thing That Will Make A Beautiful Lady Marry Portable” – Isaac Fayose [Video ] 29"){kind=small}
“Hunger Is The Only Thing That Will Make A Beautiful Lady Marry Portable” – Isaac Fayose [Video ]
118 Inmates Escape As Heavy Rainfall Destroys Walls Of Suleja Prison In Niger
Serwaa Amihere Breaks Her Silence After Her Sεx Tape Leaked Online
![Nobody Can Deny The Fact That Igbos Developed Lagos, Abuja, And Others - Okwesilieze Nwodo [Video]](https://media.kanyidaily.com/2024/04/25095048/Okwesilieze-Nwodo.png "Nobody Can Deny The Fact That Igbos Developed Lagos, Abuja, And Others - Okwesilieze Nwodo [Video] 32")
Nobody Can Deny The Fact That Igbos Developed Lagos, Abuja, And Others – Okwesilieze Nwodo [Video]
Rihanna And ASAP Rocky Reportedly Welcomes Their Second Child, A Baby Girl
![Tunde Ednut Reacts As Child Comedian, Kiriku Rains Money On Fans From Moving Car [Video]](https://media.kanyidaily.com/2023/05/18112339/Kiriku-80x80.jpg "Tunde Ednut Reacts As Child Comedian, Kiriku Rains Money On Fans From Moving Car [Video] 34")
Tunde Ednut Reacts As Child Comedian, Kiriku Rains Money On Fans From Moving Car [Video]
!["She Ignored Me Despite Being A Star" – Davido Recounts First Time He Met Chioma [Video]](https://media.kanyidaily.com/2023/06/04111700/Davido-Chioma-80x80.jpg "\"She Ignored Me Despite Being A Star\" – Davido Recounts First Time He Met Chioma [Video] 35")
“She Ignored Me Despite Being A Star” – Davido Recounts First Time He Met Chioma [Video]
Hilda Baci Defends Her Dressing, Urges Nigerians To Recognize Her Talents Beyond Appearance
Ifeanyi Anazonwu
August 20, 2011 at 5:37 pm
Kanyi my sweethrt, am so proud of u. Dis is funny but makes a lot of sense. Keep it up
Kanyinulia
August 20, 2011 at 8:23 pm
Thanks Love..