Wife Begs Court for Divorce Cos Her Husband’s Joystick is too Big!

A northern woman filed for divorce, a week after wedding because she cannot handle her husband’s extra large joystick.

A Sharia Court in Samaru, Gusau, Zamfara State, was thrown into laughter during the hearing, when a housewife, Aisha Dannupawa, pleaded with the court to dissolve her one-week marriage to her husband, Ali Maizinari, because she could not cope with the size of his penis.

When the case came up, Aisha told the court that she married her husband after the failure of her first marriage. Aisha, who is a mother of three told the court that before she packed into her husband’s house, as the tradition demanded, she was invited into his parents’ house, adding that

“when he came, we had sex but the experience was a nightmare. Instead of enjoying the sex, it turned out to be something else because his penis was too big.” 

She also revealed to the court that after the horrible experience, she took some medication, which was given to her by her mother.

“I told my mother about the experience but she told me to endure and that with time, I will be able to cope. She then gave me some drugs,” she said. She continued, “two days later when he came to visit me, we had sex again, but the experience was too much to bear. It was then I knew that I could not continue with the marriage because of the size of his penis.”

The husband, Maizinari, who did not deny the wife’s allegation, told the court that he was willing to divorce her only if she would pay back the dowry and all that he spent on her during the courtship. When he was asked to state the total amount spent, Maizinari said that what he expected from her was ₦60,000.

The court eventually granted the couple the divorce.