1979 HOROSCOPE: The Internet Is Going Crazy Over This Viral Horoscope From 1979

Taurus (Apr 20 – May 20): You are practical and persistent. You have dogged determination to work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bull-headed. Your nothing but a dam communist.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20): You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bi-sexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard/b****.

Cancer (June 2 – July 22): You are sympathetic and understanding of people’s problems, which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won’t be worth a s***. Everybody in prison is a Cancer.

Leo (July 23 – Aug 22): You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and can’t tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving and mother f****** and spend most of their time kissing mirrors.

Virgo (Aug 23 – Sept 22): You are the logical type and hate discord. This s***-picking is sickening to your friends. You’re unemotional and often fall asleep while f********. Virgos are good bus drivers and p i m p s.

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