Categories: Viral

“Don’t Drink And Drive, We Have Your Size” – Coffin Seller Warns As He Advertises His Business

A Twitter user @mrbeefy_jr who sells coffin has gone viral on the social media after formulating a captivating catchphrase to advertise his business.

In a post shared on his Twitter page, the young man warned drivers against drinking and driving, while reminding them of the different sizes of coffin available for sale in his showroom.

“Don’t drink and drive we have your size,” the coffin seller wrote while showing off the caskets in the background of his selfie.

Meanwhile, a pastor who was caught having sex with a young girl, has told the police that he just wanted to drive demons out of the young girl.

Tobias Sylvester

Tobias Sylvester is the news editor for Kanyi Daily News and is based in Lagos. Contact Tobias at editor@kanyidaily.com. Got a confidential tip? Submit it here

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